BETTER LEFT UNSEEN

The news:

"One of Australia's most senior tax officials is entangled in a major fraud investigation involving his son in which $165 million was allegedly stolen from the Commonwealth.

A deputy ATO commissioner, Michael Cranston has been issued with a court attendance notice, while his son, Adam Cranston, was arrested in Sydney yesterday as part of an Australian Federal Police sting"

WELL, WHAT BETTER PLACE TO CONCEAL ONES SINS BUT IN THE TOILET. A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN USUALLY BE ASSURED OF ABSOLUTE PRIVACY.

CONSIDERING THE 8 MONTH AFP INVESTIGATION THAT HAS LEAD TO TODAY'S "SHOCKING" HEADLINES.

I AM SURE THAT THESE "ALLEGED" CRIMINALS PROBABLY WOULD NOW BE REGRETTING SHOWING OF THEIR ARMANI SUITS AS THEY BLASTED ABOUT IN THEIR $300,000 MASERATI.

CONSIDERING THAT THEY ARE EMPLOYED IN OCCUPATIONS THAT WOULDN'T SUPPORT SUCH AN OPULENT LIFESTYLE, IS BUT MORE PROOF THAT EVEN THE SMARTEST WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL IS AN IDIOT!

NOTICE THE PC GENDER NEUTRAL SIGN ON THE ATO DUNNY DOOR?, THEY SHOULD HAVE SHREDDED THAT. IMHO!


   

The day that shocked the Free Aussie World

This one I just knocked up for you now. I have called it "The day that shocked the Free Aussie World."

In one arvo, I hear that The Fairfax Mastheads will be severely depleted of their journo talent, as the result of a Union action, in the same week as the release of a Federal Conservative Government's Budget, only to be laid out just a few hours later when I am told that "the outgoing HRC Gillian Triggs, is being awarded the Voltaire Award for Freedom of Speech!!!

Kinda sucks the oxygen right out of the room, eh!