Scott's payback plan

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, click.. Hello,...

G'day, is that the ABC radio station?

Yes sir, how can I help?

Well, you can help by putting back on air the local rural weather
and farmers information programs, instead of this rubbish from
the city that means nothing to us!

I am sorry Sir, this is out of my control. These services were cut due to the Abbott Coalitions draconian budget measures.  The good news is that they will return once a Federal ALP government is reelected.  Have a nice day and thank you for listening to your ABC.  click."

That's his plan and that's why the regional ABC services are copping the major end of budget cuts, imho.